Wicked French

(Continued from Front Cover) * Meaningful Things to Say About Wine p. 50 * Negotiating the Topless Beach p. 38 * Curse Like a Foreign Legion Trooper p. 18 * Demon Children of the Eiffel Tower p. 32 Wooing The French Way "Vous etes une super nana." You are one fabulous babe. "Vos yeux sont aussi bleus que I'ocean de mon amour pour vous est grand." Your eyes are as blue as the sea of my love for you is large. "Sans vous je ne suis qu'un ver de terre." I am only an earthworm without you. "Comment vous appelez-vous, mon bijou de trente-six carats?" And what is your name, my jewel of thirty-six carats? "Ciel! Votre mari!" Ah! Your husband!Howard Tomb is the author of 'Wicked French', published 1989 under ISBN 9780894806162 and ISBN 0894806165.