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Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) *Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons) *ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay" *Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues *And so much more! Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.Rivenbark, Celia is the author of 'Stop Dressing Your Six-year-old Like a Skank And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom', published 2007 under ISBN 9780312339944 and ISBN 0312339941.
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