Hair. Beagles. Jeans. it never Ends. Dear Dumb Diary, Anyway, Isabella said it wasn't the makeover that boosted Margaret's popularity and forced us down. It was the pants. She said it wasn't my loud "yahoo" in science that got me switched again so that I'm science partners with Known Goon, Mike Pinsetti. It was the pants. And she said it wasn't me that had done you-know-what all over Hudson Rivers. It was the pants! Sneak a Peek inside the Diary of Jamie Kelly, Who Promises that Everything She Writes is True ... or at Least as True as it needs to be.Benton, Jim is the author of 'My Pants Are Haunted', published 2004 under ISBN 9780439629058 and ISBN 0439629055.