L & L Bean Counter's Catalog Survival Gear for Your Carreer

Need help with the dirty work at work -- or protection from it? How about a termination masque to wear on those days you're doing tons of downsizing? Or a brownnoser's headlamp to help you avoid the terminator? More than a parody of the world-famous outdoor outfitter's catalog, The L.&L. Beancounter's Catalog is a scathing satire of how most of us spend most of our time -- at work. Read a catalog filled with inventive business survival gadgets and gear designed to make you laugh and cry about the cruelty of the work world.The L & L Beancounter's Catalog has it all -- from indispensable items for those who want to win at work to everything the up-and-coming executive must have to be fashionable and gain an edge. Featuring useful products such as ....-- The CorporateSpeak Converter: A pocket computer that translates perfectly good sentences into confusing, cliche-ridden business talk.-- The Playing Field Leveler: For only $1.5 million, you can own an earth-mover the size of a barn to help even out the competition.-- Groveler's Knee Pads: A necessity for all the time you spend kowtowing, eating dirt, licking boots, genuflecting to your boss, and crawling across broken glass to land the big account.Bleidner, Larry is the author of 'L & L Bean Counter's Catalog Survival Gear for Your Carreer' with ISBN 9781567511802 and ISBN 1567511805.