Joke Express Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians

Joke Expressis a nonstop riot of hilarious jokes, quips, and one-liners. Arranged alphabetically in categories from "accidents" to "world,"Joke Expresscollects over 1,400 hysterical musings from America's top comedians and writers, including David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Ellen DeGeneres, Chris Rock, Rita Rudner, Conan O'Brien, Cedric the Entertainer, Jerry Seinfeld, Margaret Cho, and Tina Fey. It also features up-and-coming comedians like Sarah Silverman, Dane Cook, Basil White, and many more. Some of the riotous witticisms include:Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners: It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot! ?Dave BarryA Swedish company is marketing Nudie Jeans, a new brand of men's blue jeans that never require washing. Or, as most guys call them, "jeans." ?Amy PoehlerOne way to tell you're really drunk: You get in the cab and think the fare is the time. ?Dane CookAppreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. ?Al Franken.Brown, Judy is the author of 'Joke Express Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians', published 2006 under ISBN 9780740760471 and ISBN 0740760475.