If you like these here rhymes you gotta be a southern Redneck

Buy this here hilarious Bathroom Book - If You Like These Here Rhymes You Gotta Be A Southern Redneck - Backwoods rib ticklers and down home Belly laughs, snickered at by them northern ski bums and chortled at by us southern hillbillies. Each poem is short enough for one sitting. Hang it on the outhouse wall and sample the humor that appeals to everyone from mansion type bluebloods to trailer park riffraff. Read it aloud to your friends (If you have any) and become the funniest guy in your neck of the woods, if you ain't already. Tickle their funny bones with some of these knee slappin' rhymes. They's a whole bunch rat-cheer, with titles like: North Is Where It Ain't At - The Southern Redneck - The 911 Call - Necks At The Trailer Park - Our Billy Is Up In Harvard - This Crazy Woman - A Toast To All My Redneck Birds, and a lot more to chuckle at. Don't just sit there, buy this here book right now. You want to be funny don't-ch?Lindsay, Robert W. is the author of 'If you like these here rhymes you gotta be a southern Redneck', published 2005 under ISBN 9781411630635 and ISBN 1411630637.