Have Space Suit Will Travel

Chapter One You see, I had this space suit. How it happened was this way: "Dad," I said, "I want to go to the Moon.""Certainly," he answered and looked back at his book. It was Jerome K. Jerome's Three Men in a Boat, which he must know by heart.I said, "Dad, please! I'm serious."This time he closed the book on a finger and said gently, "I said it was all right. Go ahead.""Yes...but how?""Eh?" He looked mildly surprised. "Why, that's your problem, Clifford."Dad was like that. The time I told him I wanted to buy a bicycle he said, "Go right ahead," without even glancing up -- so I had gone to the money basket in the dining room, intending to take enough for a bicycle. But there had been only eleven dollars and forty-three cents in it, so about a thousand miles of mowed lawns later I bought a bicycle. I hadn't said any more to Dad because if money wasn't in the basket, it wasn't anywhere; Dad didn't bother with banks -- just the money basket and one next to it marked "UNCLE SAM," the contents of which he bundled up and mailed to the government once a year. This caused the Internal Revenue Service considerable headache and once they sent a man to remonstrate with him.First the man demanded, then he pleaded. "But, Dr. Russell, we know your background. You've no excuse for not keeping proper records.""But I do," Dad told him. "Up here." He tapped his forehead."The law requires written records.""Look again," Dad advised him. "The law can't even require a man to read and write. More coffee?"The man tried to get Dad to pay by check or money order. Dad read him the fine print on a dollar bill, the part about "legal tender for all debts, public and private."In a despairing effort to get something out of the trip he asked Dad please not to fill in the space marked "occupation" with "Spy.""Why not?""What? Why, because you aren't -- and it upsets people.""Have you checked with the F.B.I.'""Eh? No.""They probably wouldn't answer. But you've been very polite. I'll mark it 'Unemployed Spy.' Okay?"The tax man almost forgot his briefcase. Nothing fazed Dad, he meant what he said, he wouldn't argue and he never gave in. So when he told me I could go to the Moon but the means were up to me, he meant just that. I could go tomorrow -- provided I could wangle a billet in a space ship.But he added meditatively, "There must be a number of ways to get to the Moon, son. Better check 'em all. Reminds me of this passage I'm reading. They're trying to open a tin of pineapple and Harris has left the can opener back in London. They try several ways." He started to read aloud and I sneaked out -- I had heard that passage five hundred times. Well, three hundred.I went to my workshop in the barn and thought about ways. One way was to go to the Air Academy at Colorado Springs -- if I got an appointment, if I graduated, if I managed to get picked for the Federation Space Corps, there was a chance that someday I would be ordered to Lunar Base, or at least one of the satellite stations.Another way was to study engineering, get a job in jet propulsion, and buck for a spot that would get me sent to the Moon. Dozens, maybe hundreds, of engineers had been to the Moon, or were still there -- for all sorts of work: electronics, cryogenics, metallurgy, ceramics, air conditioning, as well as rocket engineering.Oh, yes! Out of a million engineers a handful got picked for the Moon. Shucks, I rarely got picked even playing post office.Or a man could be an M.D., or a lawyer, or geologist, or toolmaker, and wind up on the Moon at a fat salary -- provided they wanted him and nobody else. I didn't care about salary -- but how do you arrange to be number one in your specialty?And there was the straightforward way: trundle in a wheelbarrow of money and buy a ticket.This I would never manage -- I had eiHeinlein, Robert A. is the author of 'Have Space Suit Will Travel ', published 2005 under ISBN 9781416505495 and ISBN 1416505490.