Giant Book of Put-Downs, Insults & Excuses

Don't get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion. * Need a dastardly dig? How about: You remind me of a seat in church--PEW! * Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer: Would you prefer that I telephone? * Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try: It never takes me out! * Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with: "You're the only person I know who got a D in recess." And there are hundreds more, with fun line drawings that add to the hilarity!Kushner, Maureen is the author of 'Giant Book of Put-Downs, Insults & Excuses' with ISBN 9780806920818 and ISBN 0806920815.