Famous Quotations Sprinkled with Humor and Wit to Make Bold the Young and the Old

This is a clean humorous book. One line quotationsare followed below with a quaint line of humor. There are 401 couplets of them. Humor is covered A to Z. Ex: ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE --how prettily men and women rage! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB --She hated the sight of ham! TIME IS MONEY--don't do it-take the cash! ALL MEN HAVE THEIR PRICE--in congress tis pure vice! MORE BRAINS, O'LORD, MORE BRAINS--can your hips stand the strain? KISSING DON'T LAST: viruses do!EVERYTHING COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT--don't be silly, use bait!! LORD, HAVE MERCY ON THOSE SINNERS; do you hate us joyful winners?Vanderbilt, Vito C., Sr. is the author of 'Famous Quotations Sprinkled with Humor and Wit to Make Bold the Young and the Old', published 2004 under ISBN 9780788337215 and ISBN 0788337211.