Don't Forget Your Etiquette! The Essential Guide to Misbehavior

"If you' re smart, you' ll read "my" book" "Of "modern" children' s etiquette." "If you don' t, I' m sad to say - " "Your life will be pathetiquette." Meet Miss Information, the world' s foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating. Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child' s essential guide to - a rollicking good time!Greenberg, David is the author of 'Don't Forget Your Etiquette! The Essential Guide to Misbehavior', published 2006 under ISBN 9780374349905 and ISBN 0374349908.