Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding: How a five-dollar date can get you laid How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave The Complete A**hole's Guide isn't like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn't cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that's what you're looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. Instead, this book illustrates why chicks always fall for the a**hole, and how proven tactics allow men to manipulate, frustrate, and ultimately dominate women throughout the course of their lives. Enjoy!Indante, Dan is the author of 'Complete A**Hole's Guide to Handling Chicks', published 2003 under ISBN 9780312310844 and ISBN 0312310846.