1001 Stupid Sports Quotes Jaw-dropping, Stupifying, and Amazing Expressions from the World's Best Athletes

If you're a sports fan or just a fan of funny,1001 Stupid Sports Quotesis sure to be a winner! * New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers, when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." * Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." * Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play." * Phillies first baseman John Kruk: "I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player." * Islanders goalie Chico Resch: "If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say."Howe, Randy is the author of '1001 Stupid Sports Quotes Jaw-dropping, Stupifying, and Amazing Expressions from the World's Best Athletes', published 2007 under ISBN 9781599210124 and ISBN 1599210126.